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My Secret Life as a Sheep Farmer or Never Say Never

Thursday, September 24th, 2009

It all started on a trip to Quintana Roo to do a feasibility study for an eco-tourism project in the Sian Ka'an biological reserve. Part of the project's challenge was that all food and palapa building materials had to be brought in as nothing could be cut or grown within the reserve. In other words, to make the project work, all food and building materials had to be sourced outside the reserve. No small chore.
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To Join Or Not To Join?

Thursday, July 30th, 2009

Joiner? I didn't think I was a joiner. I wasn't a Brownie and I left the Girl Scouts before I had to earn a camping badge. I don't camp - unless you call surviving power outages camping.
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Crank Out Killer Comedy in No Time Flat

Thursday, July 30th, 2009

If you happen to read or watch good killer comedy books, theatre shows, skits, or films, then you know that there's nothing more relieving and medicating than having pure good laughs. Yes, it is given that a comedy should be hilarious, but if you think that making killer comedy stories is simple, you are wrong!
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Are You In Step With Your Feet?

Monday, July 27th, 2009

I admit it. I've taken my feet for granted. I've forced them into shoes because the shoes looked good - not because they felt good. After years of this abuse I'm feeling "defeeted".
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Would You Rather Have A Boyfriend Or A Dog?

Monday, July 27th, 2009

If you could only have one, which would it be - a boyfriend or a dog? When you think about it, they have several things in common.
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Am I The Only One?

Thursday, July 23rd, 2009

Maybe it's because I'm a blond, but why would drivers go to a gas station that charges four cents more for a gallon of gasoline instead of going to the station across the street?
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Did Anyone See Where My Youth Went?

Tuesday, July 21st, 2009

How do you recapture youth? People over forty want to know.
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An Amusing Look At The Journey Home

Saturday, July 18th, 2009

So you've finally made it through the day. Boredom is beaten, battered, bruised and broken, lying defeated at your feet. You march out of the office into the glorious outside world, free at last, free to cast off the shackles of rules and regulations and do whatever you want. You have precious few hours until you're forced into the inevitable and you must sleep before the return to your place of work the following day, so make the most of it. There's just one thing for it, drive home.
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Give Me My Tooth

Saturday, July 18th, 2009

Do YOU know anyone who loves going to the dentist, lying flat on their helpless back, relinquishing all control over to "The Mad Dentist?"
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You may be in love if…

Friday, July 17th, 2009

One of the most common human experiences that two or more (depending on how ambitious you are) people can share is love. But, it’s not always easy to tell if you are in like, lust or full blown, forever loving. With that in mind, I’ve created this list of signs that you may be crazy in love!
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